Master G

Current Funds: 1,885,719g
Total Earnings: 5,225,442g
Gender: Male
Favorite Thing: Tuberculosis
Health: 140
Stamina: 440
Steps Taken: 484,518
Mines Depth: level 120
Cavern Depth: level 58
Time Played: 105.1 hours

Master G is married to Penny , has a 110 day old daughter named Patience and a 41 day old son named Tenacity , and has a pet cat named Bruiser.

Farm horse: Bucephalus

4 White Chickens: H. Clinton , Pol Pot , Xerxes , Netanyahu

5 Brown Chickens: Nero , Tony Blair , George Bush , Assad , Mussolini

1 Pig: Jupiter

7 Brown Cows: Barnabus , Byron , Bosnia , Botchulism , Boromir , Bessie , Benzinesssss

1 Rabbit: Leanned

2 Ducks: Plato , Voltaire

3 Goats: Optic Nerve , Pineal Gland , Retina

Farming: 10
Mining: 10
Foraging: 10
Fishing: 10
Combat: 10

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