Master G

Current Funds: 1,101,681g
Total Earnings: 3,703,691g
Gender: Male
Favorite Thing: Tuberculosis
Health: 140
Stamina: 440
Steps Taken: 469,796
Mines Depth: level 120
Cavern Depth: level 58
Time Played: 99.8 hours

Master G is married to Penny , has a 95 day old daughter named Patience and a 26 day old son named Tenacity , and has a pet cat named Bruiser.

Farm horse: Bucephalus

4 White Chickens: Pol Pot , H. Clinton , Xerxes , Netanyahu

6 Brown Chickens: Chaney , Assad , Nero , Tony Blair , George Bush , Mussolini

1 Pig: Jupiter

7 Brown Cows: Boromir , Botchulism , Byron , Barnabus , Bosnia , Benzinesssss , Bessie

1 Rabbit: Leanne

2 Ducks: Plato , Voltaire

3 Goats: Optic Nerve , Retina , Pineal Gland

Farming: 10
Mining: 10
Foraging: 10
Fishing: 10
Combat: 9

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